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[Swad]

You've got to love caption contests. Every so often we should post random pictures and come up with captions for them. I'll start.

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My Caption: 4,236 gigaflops of computing power and Eric had yet to discover the secret for getting a date.  

[Ranger]

"Meanwhile, Maxxuss focuses all his computing power at cracking the latest version of OS X..."

[Hagar]

We've found a way to run 10.4.6, its simple, here's what you need.....







(Updated)

[Callysto]

It reminds me of my 486 PC that never had a case and just sat on a board with some anti-static foam under it

[Shatai]

"Leading scientists have finally uncovered the sole cause of Earth's global warming crisis."

[Metrogirl]

What I want to know is - how did you get that photo of my bedroom?

[U.C.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


ATTACK OF THE CLONES.


Metrogirl I love ur signature

[Metrogirl]

Unstable Connection, on Feb 8 2006, 12:29 PM, said:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
ATTACK OF THE CLONES.
Metrogirl I love ur signature

Thanks!   

I couldn't resist making up this 'advertisement'........

[cyrana]

All those wires look scarily like my desk in the bedroom, too.   I can never figure out how to tidy that up, though.

[Mactel4SSE2]

Sorry I'm not home right now, walkin in tha spider webs... so leave a message and I'll call you back *Beep*


Yes, it's City-Electric. Pay us $11,448 for last month or we shut you off.



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5.6 trigaflops/sec, with the most advanced software in the world...



yet it still can't understand women (I know, I'll burn for that one)

[Ouch]

"The realtor suggested a lick of white paint would make the room seem more spacious."

[kday]

ummm... fire hazard?

[ampTK]

After all this work, Jake's computer still can't awser the question it was designed for.

# man woman
 Kernel panic: Non valid manual entry for woman
 Entering kdb (current=0xc3884000, pid 177) Panic: invalid operand 
 due to panic @ 0xc0110064 
 eax = 0x0000001b ebx = 0xc3885bbc ecx = 0xc0292c48 edx = 0x00000001  
 esi = 0xc11fb264 edi = 0xc3884000 esp = 0xc3885b78 eip = 0xc0110064  
 ebp = 0xc3885ba8 xss = 0x00000018 xcs = 0x00000010 eflags = 0x00010202  
 xds = 0x00000018 xes = 0x00000018 origeax = 0xffffffff &regs = 0xc3885b44 
 kdb> bt 
	 EBP	   EIP		 Function(args) 
 0xc3885ba8 0xc0110064 schedule+0x388 
								kernel .text 0xc0100000 0xc010fcdc 0xc0110070 
			0xc012e33a __wait_on_buffer+0x6a (0xc11fb264) 
								kernel .text 0xc0100000 0xc012e2d0 0xc012e360 

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[Metrogirl]

Hmm, sexism creeping in? I'm neither a feminist nor am I particularly politically-correct but I feel sort of duty-bound to say something here!

After he added the 30th processor, Jake's computer finally came up with the answer - "For heaven's sake, apologise and buy her some flowers!"