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Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft employees are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Microsoft employees each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy only a single ticket.

 

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft employee.

"Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple engineer.

They all board the train. The Microsoft employees take their respective seats, but all three Apple engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

 

The Microsoft employees saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Microsoft employees decide to copy the Apple engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple engineers don't buy a ticket at all.

 

"How are you going to travel without a ticket" says one perplexed Microsoft employee.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an Apple engineer.

 

When they board the train the three Microsoft employees cram into a restroom and the three Apple engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Apple engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Microsoft employees are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please"...

 

Found that and thought it was funny.

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obviously apple needs to do this in the tech industry, make something that microsoft will steal (aka anything apple makes) and throw it back at them...

the only question is how...

 

 

Are you an idiot? Not trying to be a jerk but hello?

Microsoft Zune was a total bust, Microsoft trying to imitate the ipod's success failed. Okay not really failed but it wasn't really an "ipod killer"

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obviously apple needs to do this in the tech industry, make something that microsoft will steal (aka anything apple makes) and throw it back at them...

the only question is how...

Instead of plotting market dominance for a multi-billion dollar company, why not focus on creating your own financial opportunities?

 

Honestly, this Apple vs. Microsoft thing is boring. We all know Microsoft sucks, but Apple is no better.

 

 

LMFAO @ this joke though :)

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Supposedly you could replace Microsoft with the name of any company you dislike, and you could replace Apple with a company you do like and the joke would still work. Or you could switch MS and Apple around and say that Apple is stupid :P

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