apowerr Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awwadofgum Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Yeah i find this completely unamusing. I thought this was bull when i read the title. I bet you will never get a girl in your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted November 18, 2007 Author Share Posted November 18, 2007 Yeah i find this completely unamusing.I thought this was bull when i read the title. I bet you will never get a girl in your life. Too long, didn't read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erbic Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 You're one of the last people I'd expect to be a forum troll. Or maybe I haven't read enough of your posts. That "story" sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawker Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 OMG UR AVATAR IS B0RKED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted November 18, 2007 Author Share Posted November 18, 2007 You're one of the last people I'd expect to be a forum troll.Or maybe I haven't read enough of your posts. That "story" sucked. Look here and tell me I'm not a troll I'm actually normally very productive and helpful. Tonight I'm trolling, because I lawl'd so hard at Soul Plane Two on the Boondocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 I thought it was real at first. But when you started talking about cereal I was like "Is be talking about a {censored} or something?" Then I realized you play WoW, and will therefore never recieve a {censored}. Nice try, dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted November 18, 2007 Author Share Posted November 18, 2007 Then I realized you play WoW, and will therefore never recieve a {censored}. I got that patch and quit. GG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awwadofgum Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 I know you too well enough to ever quit WoW. I don't think you will ever. He's always been a troll, he should be warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 I got that patch and quit. GG. Yes, it is great that you've stopped smoking. But what about WoW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted November 18, 2007 Author Share Posted November 18, 2007 But what about WoW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erbic Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 OMG UR AVATAR IS B0RKED Heh. Look at my custom title and THEN tell me about the avatar. I had a "broken" sig image for a while, but then decided that a Portal reference >>>>>> fake broken images. Apologies for doubting your trollishness, erei33. I shall not do so again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmdshft Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratmandu Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'. So I whistled for a cab and when it came near the, License plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror, If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought naw forget it, yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, And I yelled to the cabby yo, homes smell you later! I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 @Ratmandu: I lawl'd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloutmacstoday Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i lawl'd at all of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyhighmac Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Wow...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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