cringemaster Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant Remember that Mac parody I posted here? Well heres where I found it. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hecker Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Wow, that was pathetic. I love that he couldn't install iTunes on his trash-OS and blamed it all on apple. I guess windoze is the best host OS for trolls like that poor guy: it keeps their rage bar up! hecker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danyel Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Hi ResX: That was pretty hilarious. Sounds like that guy really has some issues. lol As for me, I use both Windows and Mac OS X. I use Windows for work and business, but I prefer using Mac OS X for home and fun. --danyel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedfreaK Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 lol, , this guy is so frustrated! what if we hack his site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmatose Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Maddox is the {censored}. I thought the header graphic was 100% accurate. And his rant on the iPhone is pretty accurate too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hecker Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 That guy is a total loser with a giant inferiority complex. And what's worse: he has obviously no idea about anything computer science related. I say, live and let die. hecker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmatose Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 hecker.. look at http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=faq More specifically, What do you do for a living? What languages do you program in? I'm a programmer for a telemarketing company. I work anywhere from 40-60 hours per week (hence my delayed graduation). I write with Informix 4GL/SQL, Perl (CGI), C, C++, Unix shell (korn, bourne, bash), sed/awk, Java, PHP. I would venture to guess he has a slight idea of what's happening technologically. ...Not trying to be an ass or anything, I just feel I owe it to Maddox as hes been making me laugh for almost ten years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hecker Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 I would venture to guess he has a slight idea of what's happening technologically.I don't mean to be an ass either, but c'mon, any kid in high school can program Java, PHP and knows how to use the unix shell. That is what you learn during your first year in any science career in the university. He is what we usually refer to as "a script boy". There is a major difference between knowing how to program and having a deep understanding about computer sciences or anything hardware or OS related. Either that or I have studied six years in vain, my friend. hecker PS: If he really knew what he was talking about, then he wouldn't blather such garbage on his site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alessandro17 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Likely age: 16 Job: loser As proven especially by that "{censored}" video, which denotes a total lack of arguments and possibly a {censored} person in denial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beagio Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Likely age: 16Job: loser the fella's been around for ten years, so i doubt it. As proven especially by that "{censored}" video, which denotes a total lack of arguments and possibly a {censored} person in denial.it's "Maddox", if you don't like it, or can't take it with a pinch of salt, then i suggest you unplug your modem now. {censored} me, i can't believe anyone any one is taking it serious. maybe he's got a point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hecker Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 {censored} me, i can't believe anyone any one is taking it serious. maybe he's got a pointYou're right. I guess the guy just wanted to make us laugh a little in his special way. You know, like carrot top would. I did find the {censored} video really hilarious, though. I love the way the mac guy moans at the end. Cheers, hecker PS: Wow, I kinda feel like an idiot for not realizing that Maddox is the guy that made "The best page in the World" website. I remember stumbling upon that site about 5 years ago but then forgot all about it. My rage slowly subsides... hecker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alessandro17 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 My rage slowly subsides... hecker I just found out he was born in 1978 and that Wikipedia has devoted a page to him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maddox_(writer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda75 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 OMG I just read his bit on stock corporate ad photos. I just laughed my ass of for about 10 minutes straight ! This is my favourite quote: "The amount of forced enthusiasm you have for a commercial product is directly proportional to how big of an {censored} you are." Hell, that's it....It's my new sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayanami Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I'm The Center of the Universe. I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the freeway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am. Some people think I'm conceited. Oh well. All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "so how come you rule so much?" One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best. I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am. THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME. I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE. If I weren't me, I'd wish I was. I love me. 421,605 people aren't as good as me. That's pretty pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warfie Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 At first I thought this guy was a complete idiot, but I wanted to make an informed response so I read on... now I don't know what to think... He CAN'T be serious... can he? If taken as totaly "tongue-in-cheek" it's actually quite funny. If he is serious he's still funny (but obviously the laughter is AT him) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 OMG I just read his bit on stock corporate ad photos. I just laughed my ass of for about 10 minutes straight ! This is my favourite quote: Hell, that's it....It's my new sig I know! Thats the best article on the entire site imo. I was searching for {censored} telecom companies the other day and Qwest came up as the first result (the 2nd through 6th results linked to Verizon). So I clicked the top link and saw this:...Finally," I thought to myself, "a site that sells chubby black women." Unfortunately, after hours of searching there were no black women to be found; only DSL and local phone service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lkr Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 you guys realize all of his entries are supposed to be funny right? its HUMOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grav3Mind Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Wow is right...... Woo for links And this guy...is just nuts lol Serious or not... crazah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conroe Mac Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Maddox is great =) I love this selection from the Mac fix it site: -lower caSe "S" key not working!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ph363 Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 maddox ownz a majority of the posts in this thread are proof of the phenomena he is describing, regardless of user education. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus T. Firefly Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 this guy is great. It's true about what he says about Apple. It's not the end all be all OS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Marvin Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 I just found out he was born in 1978 and that Wikipedia has devoted a page to him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maddox_(writer) Wierd, when reading his stuff, I kinda got the idea he looked like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
----------- Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 oh man..that is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bond Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Bahaha....look at the bottom of the statistics page. Apparently we've referred over a 160 people to his site. And remember, Maddox = satire. Satire can be humourous, and a way to poke fun at topics others would normally take seriously. So no need to take anything he says personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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