Envying Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. I don't know what to do here" says the devil. "you are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. "I have got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves". George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first door, in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving and surfacing over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long. The devil led him to the next room. in it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer time after time after time. "No I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I would was break rocks all day. "commented George. The devil opened a third door. in it George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor.. Bent over him was Monica Llewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said. "Yeah, I can handle this" The devil smiled and said........... "OK Monica you are free to go". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Marvin Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baudouin Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Great joke!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyhighmac Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Haha! Real funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 that was halarious!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rathalos Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 lol.... bush deservered it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbz Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alessandro17 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Wow! And maybe he would even enjoy that He is a sucker anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U.C. Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Great Joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toleman Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 old one,..but very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawker Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 lmfao.. thats great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 It's not very nice to censor, PRocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numberzz Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 It's not very nice to censor, PRocker. did he delete something or is this one of your "NOOB!" rants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special-K Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 stupid bush.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayanami Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 lol. Heard that one before. Doesn't mean it's not awesome or shouldn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scj312 Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apowerr Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Bush does it for the lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
errandwolfe Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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