bxsci(macuser) Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 yah so i got this on myspace A virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ictinike Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I saw this awhile ago, it's funny. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzuka Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TvvqKMZ72bsklauw5 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Ninten0wn3d!!!1!!one!eleven!!1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technobob Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 God damn funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U.C. Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Seen it before, but funny none the less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XanthraX Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Universe_JDJ Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'm positive this has already been posted but anyway: lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zizou Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Now that'd be funny if it would happen for REAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFI Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Its pretty funny , but it sounds similar to the movie "Dude, where's the party?", In a particual scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion9 Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 lmao, That must suck if that would happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddharth Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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