FreakyMac Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 I mean MS has always spent big bucks on campaigns, 'WOW' and MS Windows, But i bet Bill Gates is going to snap and go Sterotype by producing this Following versions by the next 6 years (im just going to be stupid) Windows Stupid: The Windows for Stupid People Windows Dumb: Windows for Dumb Windows Smart: Windows for smart people Windows Intelegent Windows Nerd Windows Hacker Whats your version (Stupid, Isn;t it?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbz Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzuka Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 My version is OS X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreakyMac Posted March 26, 2007 Author Share Posted March 26, 2007 I know i mean, If you had to choose a Windows version (not just Mac OS X) what would u choose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabr Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 I know i mean, If you had to choose a Windows version (not just Mac OS X) what would u choose? I'd choose Windows Vista Ultimate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreakyMac Posted March 26, 2007 Author Share Posted March 26, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TvvqKMZ72bsklauw5 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I know i mean, If you had to choose a Windows version (not just Mac OS X) what would u choose? No brainer, Windows Vista Home Basic...lol, j/k. I'd go for Windows Vista Ultimate; however, in a way, I already own Windows Vista Ultimate. It's called Mac OS X Tiger and soon will be Mac OS X Leopard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toreddo Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Since obviously nobody understands your message, i will post my windows. Windows Macalike and i also would pick Windows Alreadyhackededition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzuka Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 No brainer, Windows Vista Home Basic...lol, j/k. I'd go for Windows Vista Ultimate; however, in a way, I already own Windows Vista Ultimate. It's called Mac OS X Tiger and soon will be Mac OS X Leopard. No its not, they're not even close, Vista gets BSODs, at least when OS X crashes, they give you a fancy crash screen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djpc47 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 some I came up with..... Windows Blessed Edition, the holie one... features Firewall but is disabled Windows AOL embeded adition, applys for free aol cd's to be delivered... and comes with AOL pre installed Windows WGA Edition..... ----------------- other suitable names can be Windows Vista(just another thought of a good name I came up with) Windows RIAA Edition ----------------- copy/paste is disabled by default ----------------- firewall and new censoring/filtering systems thats always enabled, if removed will be reinstalled with updates ----------------- illegal operation error feature which reports copyright infringement when attempting to change/copy/make/share anything ----------------- hardware based "piracy" protection chip (disable able using modchips) ----------------- modchip detection ----------------- 10 exploits per item:P (come on lets be real ms even with RIAA helping would never succeed in making a perfectly protected OS;)) Windows BSOD edition can also be called Vienna -----------------new innovative gui -----------------3 button keyboard compatibility Windows GNU WGA edition -----------------open source -----------------encrypted -----------------written in VB6 Windows Abandoned Edition -----------------alternative name can be Windows Grasslands, Grasslands Park is a park in my city which was home to a old mountain dump site that was covered over with soil then grass:P -----------------will be released then abandoned -----------------Neptune based -----------------includes new improved MS Bob 2.0 -----------------other names can be considered such as Vista 2.0 or ME 2.0 or Vista ME -----------------PlayForSure Compatible -----------------no dos or dos emulation -----------------no backwards compatibility -----------------comes with VB6 compiler -----------------no TCP/IP or browser -----------------requires signature to run executables -----------------No Java Support -----------------Hybrid of 9x and Xenix kernel -----------------must run on top of novel netware -----------------everything opens in separate windows -----------------absolutely no BSOD just resets instead;) Windows Infringement Edition -----------------coded and compiled in all pirated programs -----------------audio edited in SoundForge -----------------ft. Java Virtual Machine,IE7, Spotlight, Partition compression,Windows Cal Windows, Windows Mail, Gadgets, rotating cursor(alternative to hour glass etc.) -----------------sends private info to MS Headquarters -----------------new improved control panel Windows Paperclip Edition -----------------UAC is replaced with paperclip, which asks what you would like to do today.... accept or deny Windows for Fanboys, features mstalk protocol, DX10, no opengl... Halo Compatible... attempts to abandon tcp/ip..... mstalk is not to be released for prior versions of OS -----------------mstalk protocal -----------------dx10 -----------------no opengl -----------------Halo 2 Compatible(will require OS change for Halo 3, not compatible with Halo:Combat Evolved) Windows WOW! Edition -----------------UpgradeNOW! technology -----------------takes up infinite HD space -----------------no meaningful changes -----------------random file generator -----------------random process generator -----------------BSOD compatible -----------------infinite hardware requirement -----------------no drivers support Windows Zune Edition ----------------- out of package Zune compatibility Windows Hotmain Edition 1.0 and 2.0 ----------------- 1.0 will be completely freebsd based then 2.0 will feature a Win2k client which claims to run by itself ----------------- 2.0 is client/server style ----------------- NT based Client ----------------- Freebsd Server for Processing Windows x640K Edition -----------------requires 1tb of memory Windows It'll Never Succeed Edition -----------------alternative name can be Windows 99.9.... aka 99.9% complete;) -----------------requires only 640k of ram -----------------Extremely stable -----------------No WGA -----------------backwards compatible -----------------open source -----------------Freely available -----------------inspirational -----------------imaginary;) -----------------simple gui.... not super easy, not super hard -----------------Documented -----------------100$+/- for package, however can be downloaded though possibly have to compile it:P M1kr0$0ph7 W1nd0wz v1z74 -----------------Directed towards teens, aolers, and CS'er -----------------ft. w00tw00t1.0 technology - parental control, keylogger, event logger, screen capturing, time limiter, leetspeak recognition software, net nanny, webfilter, UAC, OneCare, PalTalk, Bonzi Buddy... Hacktool detection software(can identify hack tools such as: Linux, Crack.exe, Astalavista.com, Warez.exe, Music.mp3), 1337 to English conversion tool, 1337 introduction for parents(s0 j00 g07z teh m4d 5x1llz) ..... -----------------Ultim1337 edition ft.:marijuana detection(.001% accurate) just kidding my CS'er friends;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac-mini Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 windows omgihackyousoyoudontrunosx86oranythingotherthanwndows edition (explains itself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djpc47 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 windows omgihackyousoyoudontrunosx86oranythingotherthanwndows edition (explains itself) Windows <place random word(s) or comment here> edition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takuro Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Windows Special Porno-Optimized Edition with a panic key for office use. Windows Children's Edition with over sized desktop icons and hundreds of thousands of nag screens for parental consent, even when running notepad. Windows Elderly Folks' Edition with only one program: solitaire. Windows Exorbitantly Priced Edition... oh wait. We already have that. It's called Windows Vista Ultimate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mebster Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I'm really not getting what the question is. I think people are just answering what they think it is saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda200x Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Bill Gates has stepped down, no? I think Ballmer would litterally make these versions because he'll do anything insane for Microsoft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bxsci(macuser) Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 No its not, they're not even close, Vista gets BSODs, at least when OS X crashes, they give you a fancy crash screen Vista doesnt get BSODs they get red screens of death - a color more suiting for the crashes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac-mini Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 [offtopic] red screen of death is a bootloader error [/offtopic] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djpc47 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Vista doesnt get BSODs they get red screens of death - a color more suiting for the crashes they do get bsod.... I got one for trying to open a doc file;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreakyMac Posted April 7, 2007 Author Share Posted April 7, 2007 The guys that made what they mean like Windows Copy infrigment, THATS WHAT MY QUESTION MEANS Sorry for not making it clearer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djpc47 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 The guys that made what they mean like Windows Copy infrigment, THATS WHAT MY QUESTION MEANS Sorry for not making it clearer Whats your version? Pretty much (s)he's asking what do you think is a good stereotype styled name for a version of windows, if you could choose it? or lets say you were able to go back in time and make a better name for a real copy of Windows.... like for instance Windows ME could be Windows Extra Profit Edition or something similar:P - by the way I added a new version to my list:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac-mini Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 lol windows ME should be windows New useless features advertised for profit edition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quelkin Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Basic mouse technology: http://www.1-click.jp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 That was so funny, that I forgot to laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alessandro17 Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 Basic mouse technology:http://www.1-click.jp That is great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooly Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Windows OS X leopard version 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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