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Trucker hats rule

Stupid Putin! Meteors are for Americans!

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I prefer to drink my dinner

Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

He makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.

Woulddith thou mindeth a keg stand?

Well maybe I didn't say every tiny little syllable, no.

Naughty!

These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!

A sad sad year...

come back, one year

rollin on dubs thou art

Who doesn't??